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Never do I inhale…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If you believe herein what I say, I have this piece of land for sale in the everglades...cheap!


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Like Mr. Clinton am I,


Never do I inhale,


I speak of smoking,


And shortly toking,


But never do I inhale,


I swear to you without fail…


 


No more do I drink,


Of alcohol my breath does not stink,


I may be a stoner or a pothead,


But truly I never do of it inhale,


Though I did so in jail…


 


If of this you do actually believe,


Try to imagine that herein I do not deceive,


Just another fictional story do I herein weave,


Sorry for now, I have to depart,


Working on overtime this Saturday eve…J


© ed J 8/18/07


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 Reviews of "Never do I inhale…"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
You always make me smile, Ed. I believe you (LOL). Love and blessings to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 20, 2007
Like your new bio-picture ... you guys look happy! Funny image. I know that you inhale though dude! Rufus ...WOOF!
Richard

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on August 20, 2007
playful stuff, ed!
carolyn

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 19, 2007
Okay!!+

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 19, 2007
while you are at it... could you please also sell me the BROOKLYN BRIDGE?

TOM.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 19, 2007
We understand Ed, you just suck it up and blow it out...yer ear LOL, hey that chick is sooooo ugly, looks like clintons sister

Give Ruffie a pat for me,
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 19, 2007
When did you dye your hair Blond and shave your beard, Bro??!!

And has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Clinton??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 19, 2007
That's not what Pee Wee (ratting on you) said, and...how much per square foot for that Everglades land of yours? I have and former Enron executive with a lot of green backs to burn in a hurry.
Hey brother, if you not inhale you will get high for lack of oxigen, what about that? they can put you in jail for it, can they?
Georg

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2007
LOL.......I never inhaled either

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2007
I was going to make a joke on your last write to that effect and said, I should not joke about others...well, mostly others...but I'm glad we all have that cleared up...Are you started your new job yet? Lady J

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2007
Mr. Clinton never had sexual relations with "that woman"
either.
Do you swallow when you drink booze Ed
Tell Rufuz hi.....


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