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A brain...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Never said I had a brain,

What little I have does out my ear drain,

Of intellectual pursuits I try to refrain,


Guess I am just your everyday person plain…J

 

Okay, so every so often I do of the herb toke,

You kiddies out there watch yourselves,

As burning out of your brain cells is no joke,

But since I am burned out as it is,

What the hell, let me just go ahead and take another toke…J

© ed J 8/27/07
 
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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2007
You have to have a brain to take care of Rufuz
Rufuz said, your smarter than we think.
So there!
Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on August 28, 2007
Yoke, yoke. I mean toke, toke! Good one.

George
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on August 28, 2007
In humor there is more truth than in any screed. Well done.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Love it.

Same could be said for prescription drugs.

Elizabeth
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Save me a toke....Ed

One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke ovet the line
Waiting downtown in a Railway station
One toke over the line.
Peace Brother

William
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Just put it in your pipe and smoke it, maybe smog pollution will make all of us a little more happy and stop bitching so much.
Georg
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Well Ed,
Considering we humans only use about 5% of our brain cells anyway that means we have billions to burn and never will never notice. What the hell?
Walt
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
What the Hell!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Playful stuff, Ed!
Enjoy ;-),
Carolyn
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Smoking write....T-right??

Love Stinky
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