I have many past lives but always seem to meet the tough women...(this is meant to be humorous, but if a certain person of the female persuasion thinks it isn't then Rufuz wrote it...;)
At least I did then take a bath,
I didn’t want to incur the lil’ woman’s wrath,
From my gun she does hold my shells,
From my pants the belt she does hold as well,
Henpecked I’ve been ever since we walked the bridle path…
To those I’ve kilt,
Never will they know what for them I’ve done,
Never will they feel a woman’s breast,
Never will they feel the pain of belt across their balls,
For the woman I did get hitched to is really, really built…
I thought, now I got me a slave to pull my wagon,
Right away she started to say,
“I will fix his little red wagon,”
Long it wasn’t, no it tweren’t,
Till as for me, my place I done in a double fast hurry, learn‘t…J
hahahaha well I'm laffin;-)...now that is a picture to put in the paper with an article about the west of the past. Conjures up all kinds of images;-)...Bet bro Ed could do a good story with it!
"Never will they feel the pain of belt across their balls" LOLLOL Thanks alot for that visual to start my day...NOT...must purge that now...no doughnut holes fer me this morning....:)
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
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Georg
You surely do, Brother, and I'm writing about one of them this very morning - You Jersey Devil, You!
PS Can I use that picture??!!
men marry wimmin hopin they won't change...sad but true
Walt