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WANTED: DEAD by ED.
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks Walt...


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By all the Ed’s he’s wanted,

Specially by the female contingent,

They don’t want him for acts of sex,

On him they only want to place a hex…

 

Should he be seen,

He should be considered quite mean,

Don’t worry ‘bout the animals on his ark,

Except maybe for his guardian aardvark…

 

He has tried to start a war,

Over an island too small to on build a store,

Yes he may be to some quite interesting,

But to me, his brother under the skin, he is nothing but a rotten bore…

© ed J 9/5/07
 

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 Reviews of "WANTED: DEAD by ED."
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 12, 2007
You sound "sore"
Did you really lose the war?
Or, are you truly just a rotten bore?

You always bring a smile to my lips and heart.
Kathy

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 9, 2007
More fun alive, and all the jive. I give it a high five. or maybe... a six?

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 9, 2007
Hey he is the handsome pee wee ED....but still hiding behind those bloody shady glasses....too shy to show his eye cause Georg will tell us all what he REALLY TINK of the little gritter!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Ooooooo and spirits fly in this saga......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Little Red Hood: see those big big black eyes? there so big so theny can see better grandma, Annie, get you gun and be snappy about it!!!
Georg

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Owwwww, them is fighten words, be safe. lol. Holly

Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Uh-oh, the war continues! LOL Funny write, ED! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
wow. hostility. LOL! You guys slay me!

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
This was a wonderful offering of expression

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Mmmm...A Aaarrrrrdvark BBQ...sounds good !!! should me and me crew bring any side dishes???

Viking Ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
This is the last straw, Brother! Did Walt give you this picture? Now, my Goose is Cooked, all thanks to you. I believe that's The Post Office Picture - Wanted in Six States for Back Alimony Payments - to Six Different Wives - all as greedy as you and your Tiger Lily! I guess I'm lucky you two robbed all that Villa money, or I'd have to high-tail it out of here, too. And I sure hope those six don't read this, or you are DEAD MEAT!!! I got lots of critters to feed, and that Aardvark's gonna rip yer gizzard out, and feed it to my crows!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
All ye Ed's....
Come visit our bordello/nunnery/winery/five star resturant/bingo parlor sometime on St. Croix...Jest fer fun ye see?



Salty Walt






Reviewed by chris stienstra (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
I wouldn't wzant to be on your bad side! Enjoyed reading this work. thanks
Chris


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