Or teach him to fetch you a beer,

Or get him to drive without a license,

Maybe better yet you need to try a deer…J

They may not fit in the backseat,

Their tail out one and head out the other window,

Better hope they don’t have to pee,

Getting them to check the oil is quite, nonetheless, a feat…J

Using their tongues to wash the windshield,

Their tails like that of a whisk broom,

Their hooves can be fitted through the floor,

Who needs an engine when a horse has legs four…J

© ed J 10/3/07