He is allowed to drive my car,
He also makes my dinner,
I let him think he is walking me,
To me my dad is a bigger than the sun, star…
He knows when I need to poop,
And seems to be able to tell when floating are my kidneys,
I have got him trained pretty darn well,
Somehow or another with me, he knows the scoop…
He says I bark way too much,
I think he smokes way too much,
Of that wacky weed, you know pot & such,
But he always there for me in the clutch…J
© Rufuz J 11. 07. 2007
blessin's, (woof)
cynth'ya
Georg
You should write a book, Rufie Boy - How To Train Your Human - I bet lots of dogs would buy it!
LIKE I SAID --- > Y-O-U are the POET! WOOF? TomKat.
Let me tell you a "tail" of a Canine I once owned and spoiled
I loved him so much, a Rottie he was, 9 mos old, just given to me by a good friend
weight 90 lbs, I once spied him chewing on a hot wire(night table lamp), and I din't bother shooing him away, because I knew what was coming next, and it did....He never chewed on any wire again
they are a brilliant breed, they learn fast......lol
That happened 12 years ago, my daughter has him now.
so you be a good K9 and let your Daddy smoke all he wants.
Peace Brother Ed
William
Love,
ET
Kathy
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still gigglin'*
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.