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A Christmas Angel just for you…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Merry Christmas...;)


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Just for you, an angel I do send,


Though beauty is not her strong point,


Of this angel you may befriend…


 


Tis’ Christmas time it does approach,


I don’t wish to of you offend,


Certainly though she is the absolute living end…


 


Not much more of this angel to be said,


Though her hair is of the color red,


Could you imagine waking up with her beside you in bed…J


© ed J 11/29/07


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Reviewed on November 30, 2007
to paraphrase SNL --- OH, NO MISTER BILL!

I'm guessing that's really YOU... with "WATER-WINGS"? nice HOOTERS! SOX too!

the ANGLE of the ANGEL's DANGLES are directly proportional to the HEAT of the MEAT!

:) :) :) P.S. she makes a "HELL'S ANGELS" motorcycle MAMA look GOOD!

TK

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
I am in awe...Do you think when this angel gets down on her knees, to wash away our sins, she can flip those boobies over her shoulder and they would stay there?
LOL!
Too,too much!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
P.S. Is he really gay? HA!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Hey you promissed not to share my picture.....shame on you!!

At least you changed the color of my hair..to be pinky...and not blue like my G-string!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Looks like you really lost some weight, Bro! And when the heck did you dye your hair Red??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
I knew it!!! I knew it!!! my lil' brother got so high that he became an astronaut and brought back one of those weird hallucinations of his, like when he picked our Xmas tree.
She/he in my bed? are you totally nuts?
Georg

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
No Way! A guy really?...Wow, way too funny....lol..

Rene

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
guess I'm back just in time to see your genderless angel, should have waited til tomorrow;-)YUK! hi rufuz!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
It's a very, very good thing that angels can't be seen. Otherwise, we might all choose the alternate avenue if we believed this is what angel's look like. LOL

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Betcha she'll (he'll??) keep one warm...if that's a guy with boobs like that...Houston, we have a problem!!!!!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
By the way, that angel is actually a guy, I'm told...Ed

Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Ed, you may find it funny, but personally, I find it a bit offensive.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Oh my gosh dude ... what in the world? You are a rare one, one of a kind. Happy holidays to you and the Rufoid!
Richard

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Now ED!! Goodness gracious! This is just wrong. This angel is someone's daughter.

Love,
Susan

Reviewed on November 29, 2007
ok, this was really funny. I needed a laugh today while at work.


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