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Up in Paws...by Rufuz
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This is the last draw,


They say global warming is caused,


By animals with hoof’s & paws,


Animal flatulence being targeted,


Let us please take a moment here to pause…


 


I refuse to this accept,


These doctors are little better than inept,


This stupidity we must nip in the bud, yes intercept,


I just wish through this nightmare I could have overslept…


 


Lets fart and pass gas, all fellow dogs in the world,


To these doctors let us, regards this subject, herald,


You are not using a cork on my nether regions,


I swear to you as soon as I heard this subject my dinner I hurled…


© Rufuz J 12/9/07


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 Reviews of "Up in Paws...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 8, 2008
Did you eat deviled eggs, or any kind of eggs. They take you to gas world very fast.

Reviewed on January 12, 2008
HiLARious!! Too funny, Rufuz; thanks for the smiles! Four paws up--WAY up!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughing*

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on December 11, 2007
Good for you Rufuz! Those doctors pass more gas than animals with hooves and paws!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 11, 2007
Good on you, Rufuz. Love and peace to you and to your Dad,

Regis

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
They can't blame it on the po0r 0 dogs..
Excellent write Rufuz...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
You go get gassed good Rufuz...and show your daddy who's the BOSS!!

Love Aunty Tinky

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Had a Dobie once that I swear she always saved up till we were in the car.

Walt

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Oh myyyyyyyy..LOL...Hugssssss

Reviewed on December 10, 2007
AH... FLATULENCE.... MATLACK IS THY NAME!

RUFUS... THIS IS JUST AWE-FILLED AWFUL OFFAL!

TOM

Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Lets fart and pass gas, all fellow dogs in the world,

My four mutts join you in your plea, Rufuz. And they told me to tell you to wait until your Dad and you are tucked away very tight in your motor home at night - and Fire Away! (No use wasting ammo when he's not there.) And Good Luck!

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
I like your doggone humor.

Larry

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
hahaha;-) Rufuz, you have reason to be upset!Good response!

Reviewed on December 9, 2007
Rufuz let me tell you who is full of gas, that bloated intelligencia, that write these reports, if you have visitors, just stay next to Ed and blame it on him, High four friend! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
I doubt they were pointing their finger at you Rufuz, They just don't have a nose like you do.
love,
Susan


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