One of those K nobs.. is for activating the Rolling pin response... do a Homer Simpson if you dare and find it ROFLMBO...
RUUUUUUUUFUZ, sik him boy.
:)
Chezza
hmm, you might need a shield brother. just gotta study those buttons to know which ones to push and turn the knobs in just a way as to illicit the response you so desire. thus, all their buttons, knobs and dials mesh into one just like mans.
BUTTON, BUTTON, WHO STOLE THE BUTTON? Words from an old child's game...
ED, while I must agree with the analogy presented by the wonderful picture, i.e. Women are most complex - however, there is always and only ONE BUTTON that is absolutely critical to receive Man's utmost attention - proper and prolonged devotion to said element will ultimately relegate all other complex buttons to minor status, and ALL ISSUES will eventually subside.
This Paramount and Mysterious 'Button' is known as THE 'G' SPOT!
Great bloody picture dude ... yes they can be complicated and convoluted and mysterious and utterly unfathomable, BUT ... it is our responsibility still, as men, to care for them, and nurture them, and treat them with respect, and remind them occasionally that their beauty is that of Cytherea, and their intelligence knows no bounds.
Never, Ever Touch the Blue knob; turn the Purple knob one quarter to the right; adjust the Yellow knob 'a tad' to the left; and push the Red button. If you do this at least twice a day, everything will be fine.
LOL!!
Naahhhhhhhhhh, Ed you won't catch any hell from my end. Just a big grin!
You can accuse us of anything you like; I looooove being a woman!
Great write, thanks fo the chuckle,
R~
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RUUUUUUUUFUZ, sik him boy.
:)
Chezza
always,
randy
Love A-sTinky
To understand a woman,
Man never will learn.
Until he is too old to do anything about it.....
ED, while I must agree with the analogy presented by the wonderful picture, i.e. Women are most complex - however, there is always and only ONE BUTTON that is absolutely critical to receive Man's utmost attention - proper and prolonged devotion to said element will ultimately relegate all other complex buttons to minor status, and ALL ISSUES will eventually subside.
This Paramount and Mysterious 'Button' is known as THE 'G' SPOT!
I REST MY CASE! Tom.
Love...Rene
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
when in love and married.
I'm sure the women folk will forgive you,
but probably not me..
Naahhhhhhhhhh, Ed you won't catch any hell from my end. Just a big grin!
You can accuse us of anything you like; I looooove being a woman!
Great write, thanks fo the chuckle,
R~