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Of Women & men...
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Could you all wait till after the holidays till you kill me...;) e


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Of which is most complicated,

Of which is mostly called a witch,

Of which is mostly over-stated,

To sin against woman finds man desecrated…

 

After marriage man no longer wins an argument,

Making man feel reason to his woman repent,

Yes having a child is a most blessed event,

Being blamed for the pain, the woman does he torment…

 

While older both do eventually get,

Wiser as well, she does never the past forget,

In one ear and out the other her screams let,

Boy, am I going to catch hell for posting this lament,

And without at all even her verbal consent…J

© ed J 12/12/07
 

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 Reviews of "Of Women & men..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 20, 2007
One of those K nobs.. is for activating the Rolling pin response... do a Homer Simpson if you dare and find it ROFLMBO...
RUUUUUUUUFUZ, sik him boy.
:)
Chezza

Reviewed by R Beeman
Reviewed on December 15, 2007
hmm, you might need a shield brother. just gotta study those buttons to know which ones to push and turn the knobs in just a way as to illicit the response you so desire. thus, all their buttons, knobs and dials mesh into one just like mans.

always,
randy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 14, 2007
Sha-up...men are twice as bad...that is why equal rights will never be a good thing...and by pressing the bloody wrong button...stinky it will get!!

Love A-sTinky

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 14, 2007
Buttons to push, knobs to turn,
To understand a woman,
Man never will learn.
Until he is too old to do anything about it.....

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Lol!!!! Too funny, love Holly

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Well done. Lady J

Reviewed on December 13, 2007
BUTTON, BUTTON, WHO STOLE THE BUTTON? Words from an old child's game...

ED, while I must agree with the analogy presented by the wonderful picture, i.e. Women are most complex - however, there is always and only ONE BUTTON that is absolutely critical to receive Man's utmost attention - proper and prolonged devotion to said element will ultimately relegate all other complex buttons to minor status, and ALL ISSUES will eventually subside.

This Paramount and Mysterious 'Button' is known as THE 'G' SPOT!

I REST MY CASE! Tom.


Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Great bloody picture dude ... yes they can be complicated and convoluted and mysterious and utterly unfathomable, BUT ... it is our responsibility still, as men, to care for them, and nurture them, and treat them with respect, and remind them occasionally that their beauty is that of Cytherea, and their intelligence knows no bounds.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
to each his own , (you know where to bite him Rufuz!;-)

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
hmm....I will be nice...lol...And say nothing...now! that might be a first...lol....I did like ur poem but I do agree with Karla...lol.

Love...Rene

Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Watch it, Bub. LOL Steppin' in deep doo-doo, you are...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Never, Ever Touch the Blue knob; turn the Purple knob one quarter to the right; adjust the Yellow knob 'a tad' to the left; and push the Red button. If you do this at least twice a day, everything will be fine.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 12, 2007
To love shares no boundry, neither is there seperation of heart. No matter what you write...love will win the fight...on the funny side sir...A 10

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2007
Funny how a man's money gets gone
when in love and married.
I'm sure the women folk will forgive you,
but probably not me..

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 12, 2007
LOL!!
Naahhhhhhhhhh, Ed you won't catch any hell from my end. Just a big grin!
You can accuse us of anything you like; I looooove being a woman!
Great write, thanks fo the chuckle,
R~


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