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I went to the doctors yesterday…by Rufuz
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Rufuz came out in perfect condition, probably with better cholesterol and such than his daddy has...e


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I was really, really nervous,


But Mommy and daddy spoke to me softly,


The doctor was pretty and nice,


And she did a good job completing her service…


 


Mom and Dad bought a years worth of Heartguard,


And enough Frontline to keep the ticks off of me,


They also paid for blood work to check me for problems,


And I was told I am in tip top form, in fact perfect in that regard…


 


I had some, later, sausage and bacon,


They told me I was a good boy, my love for them unshaken,


I was as nice as I could be to the doctor and nurse,


Though when they did stick me with the needle I almost did curse…


© Rufuz J 01.08.2008


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 Reviews of "I went to the doctors yesterday…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 12, 2008
You're a good boy Rufuz, did they give any treats at the doctors
any milk bones????
Is daddy as brave as you were, when he goes to his doctor?????
The proctologist
Peace be with you Brother Rufuz

William


Reviewed on January 11, 2008
LOL Rufuz, I am glad the doc gave you a good report. I am thankful for that, as I know you are. But those shots DO hurt. TRUST me. I get one right in the heinie every month for anemia; it's no fun when I have to see Dr. Bendover (Karla; yes I let her stab me, once a month~)!! Very well penned; good boy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 9, 2008
Better than what Boomer did when I too her...she went wee wee wee all the way home...the frontline is great! Ya got a daddy who cares Rufuz!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B & Boomer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 9, 2008

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 9, 2008
Now...if we could say the same bout' your Daddy...
Happiness, ain't so when you can lick anything you want?
Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 9, 2008
Excellent News, Rufie Boy! And now, you should take your Dad to the doctor for his annual checkup and shots. But don't forget to give him a bath first!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Check-ups are important for all. Glad yours was a "10!" Reminds me, I need my annual physical.

Take care, Rufuz and stay well. Kathy

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Rufuz, I so happy foe you health is 100%
Hope you don't have to pay the bill Rufuz.
BYE!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
It is a lucky dog that has parents that take such good care of them. Good job Ed.

Walt

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
You are a good patient Rufuz and I'm very proud of you along with your mommy and daddy.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Tip Top,,,, Way To Go !

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Hahaha! Curse Rufuz we won't blame you! So glad you are up to snuff! I guess your dad is a good guy after all;-)!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on January 8, 2008
What a great picture, he is a real looker, but needling your dog, dear dear,it's time for you to go now and check cholesterol, you don't want to make a perfectly healthy dog an orphan, there should be no excuse to go, you took a bath a while back, a vets nose is used to a more rich exhuberance of bodily perfumes, whe want to hear a report back!

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Rufuz writes well, good dog...

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
I think most dogs don't like the temperture thing but the rest they get past. Glad you are well Rufuz. Lady J

Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Good boy. :) Might not like the doctor's, but know that your Daddy and Mama have your best interests in mind. Now: if you could talk to your Daddy, tell him to take better care of HIMself, we wouldn't have to worry so much. Tell him that, would you? A great report in verse.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 8, 2008
Don't worry about needles, Rufuz. Some think they're better than the thermometer!


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