If ya can’t eat it,
Then enjoy the smell,
Pick it out with your pinky,
Or a Q-tip will do just as well…
Soap and water unavailable,
A paper towel works good too,
Watch the monkeys in the zoo,
They enjoy a feast of ear wax,
Just as much as could you…
Won’t gain weight,
Will end life anyway in a crate,
Goin’ fishin’, makes great bait,
Don’t of me, because of my likes,
berate…J
© ed J 1/20/08
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Earwax is yellow
Boogers are green
This poem ranks about
The grossest I've seen
Not that it matters
We're friends at the den
We just accept
What squirts out of the pen
Patrick
Ron
God bless you. Kathy
Although it is probably much safer than BOOGERS, 'cause they contain MSR's -
a recent KILLER . the University of Maryland Hospital, here.
I constantly GROW it, PICK it, but DON'T EAT it!
Be careful w/ cuetips or other items in ear - better to use warm water and syringe!
I don't care to even know what you do with your ... DINGLE-BERRIES !!!
UGH! TK
With brotherly love
Ed (the Elder)
Acutally our cat loves ear wax, and so does Duchess if she gets half a chance. Must be nutrients in it for them. N of course they are giving you a free bath, what more could yah ask fer hahahaha.
OH Dear, the winter must be dreary for you there, as it is weird here. Half the country is underwater from the floods, well our drought is over, as are the crops, herds etc etc, national disaster up north, and flowing into the Murray river here, which we need.
All good, all happnin mate
Hugs
Ch'erie
I can write about anything.
Love and blessings!
Susan
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Bon Appetite, Bro!! (And now, I know what to get ya next Christmas. I better start savin some, right now.)