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Quit complainin' bout' the cold...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The cold ain’t that bad,


Think this driver is sad,


Frozen out of his car,


While he is drinkin’ in a bar…


 


Sure its been damn cold,


Least ways that’s what I been told,


They did say this winter was to be warmer,


The weatherman did to us a bill of goods sold…


 


In Jersey we been kinda lucky,


Not much snow, mostly rain,


And the temps were livable,


Tonight though comes the extreme cold,


Ain’t life just gonna be completely ducky…J


© ed J 1/30/08


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 Reviews of "Quit complainin' bout' the cold..."
Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
Too funny! Chilly cool *pun intended* ;)
Hiyta, neighbor =D

Reviewed on February 7, 2008
I still say, BRING IT ON!! :) *the cold, that is; don't like the heat in winter!*

(((HUGS))) and much love, y our friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 5, 2008
COOL...lol

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Lake Geneva, Switzerland lake effect. Good thing no lakes in Jersey. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on February 2, 2008
Is that your car, while you were in the bar, for a whole week Ed? Anyway thanks for the tease, I mean the freeze

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 1, 2008
Love the antenna on that SUV.

Walt

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
Oh my,but it looks so colddddddddd...great pen sweet man...HUgsss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
That picture can cause a few heart stops in Hawaii if you tell them that "it could happen to you!!!" just to be funny...or mean?

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
We is gettin some hard sleet at the moment
Everyone runs to the store for bread and milk
don't ask me why.
Do they do that in Jersey?
Get Rufuz some milk bones?

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Now that picture says 'dang cold.' I don't think I can complain about our 40ish daytime temp. Gonna drink that much, deserves a frozen car. lol

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on January 30, 2008
simple solution, ED - write & publish a BEST SELLER - get rich - buy 2nd home in FL or CA -
do winters there - come back to spacious trailer each spring!

like I said - simple!

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Awesome picture. . . and I'm flying to Carolina from LA on Friday. Guess I better pack my woolies! Fun stuff, Ed. And believe me, I've heard lots of grousing in my neighborhood about the temps in the gosh-dern 40s! Oh dear!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Wow! It sure is cold in this photo1 Is that the Gulf? Dayum!
beats the heck outta me.
Blessings and warmth
Susan

Reviewed on January 30, 2008
That's cold. LOL Ain't complaining about the cold (yet), it's the damn wind driving me nutz!!!!!!! Fires poppin' out all over, yesterday winds sustained at 35, gusting to near hurricane force, today sustained 29, gusting to near 40...tomorrow, Friday, more wind. 'NUFF!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Quit Complainin 'Bout the Cold;
You, Bro, Are Gettin Mighty Old.

Take Both Rufuz and Your Rubber Ducky,
With You To Warm You Up In Your Bed;
And I Hope I Never Get As Ornery As You,
With Much Love, Your Pee Wee Brother Ed.

PS Only 10 months until Christmas.
Did you get my gift yet????


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