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Drowned Rat...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Out in the rain did Rufuz go,


No let up since this morning, the creek does overflow,


I tried to dry him with big fluffy towels,


Then he shook and soaked me right down to my bowels…J



 


…lousy weather…


 


A neighbor was so kind to take him for a walk,


His business done he will stay inside in comfort,


Ready he is now to eat his breakfast without balk,


He still sits by the door and at me he does gawk…J


 


…at least it ain’t snow…


 


He looks the part of a drowned rat,


Cleaning his paws with his tongue,


He certainly does smell the part,


I don’t even feel like going out to the mini mart…


© ed & Rufuz 2/13/08


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 Reviews of "Drowned Rat..."
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Oh thank you for the laugh, it's happened so many times to me and every word drew me in and made me giggle. Thank you my friend, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
That doppler really looks nasty, for sure.

Walt

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
ohhh want to come over and walk my two?
they smell so sweet after a winter rain storm lol
rufuz has it good, he owns you! lol pax A

Reviewed on February 13, 2008
I didn't dood it, Ed and Rufuz. Don't blame me!!!!!!! Hope the sun comes out for you, soon.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on February 13, 2008
Little rain up that way?? Sorry 'bout that; not the fault of the Twin Texas Weathergirlz! Blame Mother Nature on that one, NOT us! LOL Hope you dry out soon; here's wishin' y'all sunny and warmer days!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cute write!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 13, 2008
sweet...sir....what memories are made of...stay afloat.

Al


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