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Okay, who’s the wise guy that told Rufuz to pee on my leg
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So he had to go out,

My attention wavers at times or just about,

And forget things I most certainly do,

But never would I tell your dog to pee on you,

Just cause he had to go out or just about…

 

He was sneaky too,

He passed by me then took a bead,

Once his leg was raised, it was too late,

He had acquired target & fired,

Too late for me to react, & being wired…(another story)

 

I moved kinda slow,

Then got showered with the yellow flow,

I haven’t killed him yet, I can’t stop laughing, & that’s SO…

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Hope you enjoyed this and there is a reward,

For finding out who told Rufuz to do that,

Hope it wasn’t that Kostro rat…J

© ed J 2/13/08
 

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 Reviews of "Okay, who’s the wise guy that told Rufuz to pee on my leg"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
It was me how told Rufuz to it you damn couch potato, because he told me you don't open the door so he can see a man about a horse!!!!!
So, what you gonna do about, lill' brother?

Georg

Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on February 16, 2008
Brothers of the yellow stream, we seem to be, Ed! My dawg also peed on me! (My God, that's positively poetic!).

Enjoyed this one! [Despite your decades of surfing logged, the brain cells aren't all water-bogged (Geev'em, bruddah!). Cowabunga!] :)

Cheers, K2

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 15, 2008
it was me me

we both went hee hee

as I told him to pee pee

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
oh this is too much... I love this....ps I think it might have been your little brother...peewee

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
It was subliminal Ed...the powers of the mind are amazing. happy valentine's Day to you, renee and Rufuz that yella peeing dawg!
Susan

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
Totally believeable, hillariously funny.

Walt

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
thanks for my humor at the beginning of my day.
reminds me of the fellow who kicked a dog because when it lifted its leg he that it was getting ready to kick him.

Larry

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
LOL...you had me from the title.

But, I should warn you, when animals do something like this to their owner it usually means they are feeling sick. So you might want to get him checked out. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
I guess it could be my pet rat, Rascal. He is a certified Dog Whisperer, after all. And he left home a few days ago; said he was hitchhiking east. I suggest you feed him, Bro; no telling what he might tell Rufuz to do to you next. Yikes!

PS Can you send the Reward by Fed-Ex? I could sure use the cash!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
dont fret too much Ed
you know the old saying?
"when you gotta go, You gotta go"
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed on February 13, 2008
LOL Better watch out, Ed, I've heard tell that if a dog pees on you, a blizzard is on its way - nevermind, just remembered that it has to be an Arctic dog. Like a Husky. Or Malamute. Now if Rufuz is part Husky .... better batten down the hatches!! LOL True story - Ohio's premier weatherman, Dick Goddard, told that to a news colleague the day before Ohio's worst blizzrd, the White Hurricane of 1978 - newscaster didn't believe him - he found out the hard way!

Yukko!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't tell Rufuz to do that. PROMISE. Neither did Karen. PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!


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