The dirty rat told Rufuz to do that,
That’s right, to pee on my leg,
His name is withheld till he’s knocked down a peg,
The hit man knows his kind and will do him for free…J
So he claims to be another brother,
Though no memories are forthcoming from mother,
He has been living under an assumed name, a cover,
The only thing we’re sure of is that of wine he is a lover…J
So keep lookin’ round,
Till the day the hit man does of you found,
He said he will make it painless, but so do dentists,
Hope I can see the hit, as of now I am to him an apprentice…J
© ed J 2/19/08
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Ron
In Basic Training in the Army, we were taught that, when in severe combat, if a fellow soldier was suffering with a BELLY WOUND, the prime First Aid was to keep it MOIST - so you should PEE on it, cover with his Poncho, and get on with Killing the enemy!
Q.E.D. - Ergo, that's why Rufus did PEE! :) :) :) So, you should AVOID belly wounds!
TK.
Brother, that wasn't a real good plan.
And if you two don't kiss and make up, I'm tellin Ma!
Ed the Elder
you really are a trip ed;-)Rufuz do his other leg...heehee
Rufuz didn't mean too pee on thee..
susan
Micke
(who wonders why she begins laughing before clicking on the AD notification email - worth every "click" :o)
Regis