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Employment Wanted...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My own gun I will supply,

My gun moll I can also bring,

She will supply the booze,

While working as your hit man I will never snooze…

 

Rene knows all the classy places,

Where the boss’ hang out hiding in smallish spaces,

No drive by shootings for us, no way,

No working at night, we will do our job in the light of day…

 

Payment can be arranged,

But don’t think I will do it for free,

Because if you stare into my eyes,

You will see for a fact, I am nothing if not totally deranged…J

© ed J 4/4/08


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Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
hey Sonny Corleone come back to life, from the Godfather!;-)I'll let you know when I'm ready to get rid of my partner;-)lol Hey Rufuz, don't you get involved with what dad does!...ET

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Laughing too hard to review-

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
ABOUT TIME YOU EARNED AN "HONEST" LIVING - HELPING PEOPLE DYING!

WHAT ABOUT RUFUZ? WILL HE 'SNIFF 'EM OUT'?

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
I can see the wisdom in your eyes brother ha, Bless you!
Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
*laffin' too hard to review* LOLOLOLOLOL~~~

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Funny...I think deranged is a prerequisite for the job.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Waada you waive that tommy-gun for? last I hear you ain't make you bones yet,,,but that moll is interesting...how much?

Edvard

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Ed, the Hit Man! What a hoot 'n holler! Is this a reincarnation of MachineGun Kelley? Or shades of Al, Bugsy, and Dutch...all combined? One good thing: Your Moll sure has great gams, Hit Man! LOL

Micke

Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Wow Ed you could almost make me believe this!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
There's this nasty old fart in Jersey who's been buggin his brother, and callin him names like 'Wimp' and 'Pee Wee.' I'd sure like him takin out; how much you charge???

And if you don't want the job, have your Gun Moll contact me!


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