My poop don’t stink
Never on another did I fink
I am still a virgin; haven’t messed around
Nothing of my past can be dredged up
I have led just a dogs life, nothing else can be found…J
Of anyone I do not speak ill
Of their pasts only THEY will
Sorry Mrs Clinton & Mr Obama
But first dog ain’t gonna cut it
Its President for me as I have the skill…J
I verily promise a bone in every bowl
On Christmas no one will get coal
For every dog I will find a master
If not that then they all will get parole
For the United States Presidency I definitely got soul…J
© Rufuz J 04.15.2008
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ADD THAT TO YOUR PLATE!
AND FOR YOUR NEXT DEED,
PROMISE DAD TO FEED -
MORE AND MORE AND MORE - WEED!
WE'LL ALL PAY HEED,
AS THE NATION YOU LEAD,
WE ALL CAN READ, 'BOUT THE TIME
YOU LIFTED YOUR LEG AND PEED,
ON OPPONENTS FULL OF GREED,
THEN LIKE A FLAG - PLANT YOUR SEED,
RUFUZ WILL SUCCEED!
(C) Tom Hyland ... CAMPAIGN MOTTO - "ONE NATION UNDER DOG!"
You have my vote, Sir Ruf! And, by golly, yer a handsome 'n charming fellow, too ;o)
Micke
make a bigger mess.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
ADORABLE write, aDORable you! AWWWWW!!!! Wook at the widdle woofie; him's a good boy! :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(will dad be VP?) heehee...
love,
et