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I HIT THE LOTTERY...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry folks, purely fiction, UNFORTUNATELY...!


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If just once the lottery I could hit,

I swear to all the gods in the heavens,

I would save and save, no sh**…

 

I would build my mansion as above,

And live high up in the trees like a dove,

I might make a few though improvements,

Like a sliding board for the outhouse,

So down could slide all of my big movements…

 

I’d carry across each threshold my THANKFULLY thin wife,

And on each level we would of our marriage consummate,

From the moment we exit the church on the day we will conjugate,

And live in the clouds with the angel of my life…

© ed J 4/22/08


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 Reviews of "I HIT THE LOTTERY..."
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Nice one!

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
Wish We could hit the lottery too. So many dreams would come true and we'd help our family and lots of others too...Hope your manison would be just a little better then the mobile homes hanging in space....M

Reviewed on April 23, 2008
Just be VERY careful when stepping out the front door of the TOP o' your condo, dear Ed! Go buy a ticket and WIN! Rufuz could 'paw' the right numbers! There's plenty room for Ruf, you, and "angel of my life". And...may...be...a few more li'l Eds? :o)
Luck be with you ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 23, 2008
These are some mighty lofty condos.

I wish you the best on your lottery quest. I wouldn't mind it either.
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 23, 2008
Great picture, its a nice place to visit....you are tooooooooooooo funny Ed, loved this and got my morning laugh...Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on April 23, 2008
Funny picture Ed, funny poem, but wou wouldn't pay any ground rent on that site. High winds would be scary though.
If you hit the big one, move to Spain and buy a villa.

Best wishes---Gerry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 23, 2008
This really proves that we all have much different visions of Heaven! Mine wouldn't look anything like that picture, Brother, but I truly hope you find yours. But I do like your vision of a slide board to the outhouse!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 23, 2008
Lill'brother Ed, I don't need no lottery winnings, I hit the jackpot when Mom put you and PeeWee on my way, better brothers can't man ask for, although, if you ever hit the bigone...ain't there no place to hide from your lovin'brothers, you hear?! ! !

Edvard

Reviewed by Damien Rickner
Reviewed on April 22, 2008
"If just once the lottery I could hit,
I swear to all the gods in the heavens,
I would save and save, no sh**…"

Priceless


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 22, 2008
you have such noble goals by all means you should win!;-) hahaha Better that fufua should win;-)I never saw such a picture, how are all those rv's stacked like that?

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2008
It would be nice if those little midgets would leave us alone
and let us win?
We don't have a lottery here, dang it...
I would sure win...
Ron

Reviewed on April 22, 2008
If you do win the lottery, can I have a dollar?? LOL (I'm not greedy! Or maybe even $10 or $20??)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on April 22, 2008
Ed,

You'd have a better chance being struck by lightning. I know - been hit, indirectly, twice - think it's past time I won the lottery! 'Course, got to have the $$ to play ... sigh. Keep dreaming - never know. If you do win, will you remember me and Karen? LOL Even if you didn't, you'd better still write - I'll read/review!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And Rufuz could get all the bones he wants! :)


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