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UH OH...
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...purely fictional folks...


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What did I do

My computer a fuse blew

Should have today gone to the zoo

Instead I’ve been told I am screwed…

 

Better off we were before these little boxes

Keeping all manner of info inside

Saving it for the day when I found it fried…

 

What am I saying, this thing is not mine

It has a mind of its own, up till now its been fine

About ready am I to just soak it in brine

Sorry you had to read this of mine, whine…J

© ed J 4/27/08


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 Reviews of "UH OH..."
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
Now that's screwball humor at its finest! LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
a bit of Jersey humor! ......m

Reviewed on April 28, 2008
funny stuff Ed, but I get your drift, I'm responsible for five computers, two at home and three at work, and they all get me at times. I wouldn't be an astronaut, when computers go bad space ships don't want to act right, say I'm a billion miles from home and you can't get the computer to function, They're talking about a manned mission to Mars, forget it man

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
You shouldn't try smoking computers because they have high virus, you know?

Georg

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Hope is doesn't happen to you, Ed. Been there, and it ain't a good experience. Whine while you can, 'cause if your "down" we couldn't then hear you :o)
~~ Micke

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
This is how I felt when my desktop computer was hacked and invaded with a terrible virus...fried the entire thing! Yeap, I knew then it was time to invest in a good anti virus protection! My computer didn't only have nervous breakdown, it had an actual melt down!!!! Ahh!! That was when I posted the poem I'de rather have a tracker...anyday than a hacker! Enjoyed this humorous write my friend!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
LOL, haven't seen this pop up. Hope I never do. Funny stuff! Glad yours isn't screwed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Ed: It's not uncommon, as we know, that from time to time our
computermajigs have a nervous breakdown. When that happens, it's worth a good whine. Or you could hop aboard your boat, head for
sunny waters, and lay back with a good book or whatever. Gene.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Welcome to the world of screwed technology!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Be well, Ed. I love you my brother and really know that of which you wrire,

Regis

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Windows Vista has s0 many security updates I finally
found out how to take over their crap..
I got rid of Mcafee security too.
Good luck with your puter..
Let Rufuz bite a hunk out of the dang-0-thang
Ron

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
S'oky, matches Rufus's.

Ron

Hate it when that happens.


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