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Cats R' Pussies...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Scared of their own shadows

Bad dweams do of them scare

A lot of the time they hide under a chair

Cats are just pussies I swear…J

 

Doggies on the other hand

Do dream most grand

As well on the beach

They like to play in the sand…J

 

So for real, kitties are pussies

Dogs do chase them and they run up trees

Unwilling are they to stand and fight

Sorry to all you cat lovers but from Rufuz this a tease…J

© Rufuz J 04.27.2008


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 Reviews of "Cats R' Pussies...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
Rufuz you funny funny boy. Dogs rule, cats drool. Is that how it goes? Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
A cute picture oF Rufuz.. He's one smart cat!.....M

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 29, 2008
Rufuz you are such a teaser, but I bet the cats all love you;-)!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 29, 2008
Well Rufuz,,, can you climb a tree??? lol

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
love that graphic!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
oh no...China was reading this over my shoulder and when he got to the last paragraph he slapped me upside the head and told me in not so nice of a way that cats are not like that and in his words...not mine but his, well he said "dogs aint nuttin but a bunch of Weenies"

The tattered Al

Reviewed on April 28, 2008
you're a funny guy Ed, that cat looks like my wife on the beltway when the big trucks pass by,

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
Hey Rufuz Dude!

You obviously need a Refresher Course in 'Catness.' Come on over to Thornwood Manor, and we'll show ya around. We got the four mutts here, completely trained, and they do whatever we say.

Fat Louie and My Gang of Gatos

P.S. Bring an Offering of Tuna, or we won't even let you in the door.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
.... :>)

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
Oh my...(Giggles) cute real cute...have a great and safe day...Hugsssss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 28, 2008
The only good the cats are for, is to warm your feet in winter. If you don't be,ieve me, as a mouse...

Georg

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Stacy Mantle
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
LOL! My cat can beat up your dog! Sorry Rufus - Tristan (my wolf/coyote) is even terrified of the cog... :)

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Rufuz dear friend, you is hurtin all them pussy lovers, take it easy,
tell your owner to give you a bone to cheer you up,
whuff to you too! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
*Laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Dat em why day call dem pussy cats RUFUZ!

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Rufuz,

Kittiz may be pussies, but ones with teeth and claws ....... LOL Wouch!! Excellent write from a canine point of view.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Grateful for your last line, Rufuz! Two of my kitties, KitKat and Race Horse, are sitting with me reading this, and you were almost in trouble. I always tell them when you've written a poem, and they consider you a buddy :o)
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...from KitKat, so he must forgive you.
Another funny poem from your paws, RUF...
Love and Woofs ~~ Micke


Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 27, 2008
Hate to tell you Rufuz but that's just a falsehood. cats wait and bide their time....then they get even when you're sleeping!
Blessings and love,
Susan


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