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Ripped again...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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???humor???

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Eyes but slits

Not though the pits

Unable to see

Let alone walk

Slurs every word

When he tries to talk…

 

Only one hit

Oh okay maybe five

Don’t want to give you any jive

Not doing anything that is really not legit

Don’t really want to quit

Sorry bout that but therein I must admit…

 

Riding the greenish stallion

All the way to the ends of the universe

Rufuz at my side barking at the moons

Is this an acid trip or are we turning into loons…

© ed J 5/1/08
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 Reviews of "Ripped again..."
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
Glad you have a good sense of humor. We all have to let go on some days and just laugh and laugh and laugh. **********
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
Enjoy your trip, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
Join the club, I have more fun with crazies than anyone. I always knew you and Rufuz fit in. Love this and you, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
Wait until PeeWee and me arrive! we gonna put some life in your lazy bones! ! !

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Pass the jay, bud.
Don't Bogart that joint!
Um, "greenish stallion"?
Good stuff, eh?
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
either way it's a trip ,,,,;-) look after him Rufuz! et
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
...you'rrrrrrrrrrrrre tripin'
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
LOL at Ron's comment (below) - just don't overdo, hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Hope you don't see the pink Elephants though...
in yore travels around the universe..
Ron
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My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...
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I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>
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Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?
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