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Patti & Ed did smoke a bone…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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I better turn off the phone So my lady can’t call and groan But Patti did light it & I took the first hit Damn if it wasn’t some really good sh**…J Don’t tell her family As Bart & Homer might be upset Don’t worry, to buy it, neither of us went into debt Smoked it we did in the front seats of her new white Vette…J A fun time was had by us both Till that cop did over pull us We got pretty damn stressed But he was cool, as he took a hit And neither of us did he arrest…J © ed J 5/6/08

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Reviewed by Bernice Angoh

Reviewed on May 8, 2008

Very funny, you are good at writing humorous pieces!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on May 8, 2008

You naughty boy ED...Rene will have to spank you for this...How is she BTW..Getting time to don the squirrel and racoon sweats again, hehe, the caps get endless wear.
Hope Rufuz is behaving, Duchess got her bath today and we put her coat on, as she's got hair not fur LOL. ANd a nic nac Patti wack, give the dog a bone...this ole Ed came rolling home! XX Ch'erie

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

funny Ed, glad you didn't go to bail, I mean jail.

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

You have the strangest of dreams, Ed. :o) Patti...in a vet...no arrest? Musta been something you ate LOL
Be forewarned, there's storms abrewing...
Peace and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

You are too much, where was Rufuz when this episode was going on? LOL, he was probably in the back seat with a loaded bone. Thanks for the giggles, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

I'm tellin Bart, Homer, and Ma - unless you send lots of cash - real quick. And your brother Georg Edvard is right you know - he's clean, and I'm excellent!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

The Colonel says that you have your head full of smoke, and that you should take example of your excellent and clean brothers to a fault PeeWee and Edvard.

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on May 6, 2008

care for a shot gun?
I don't do smokie treats, but pass me a brew pop

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on May 6, 2008

Oh, did you get into trouble with this one. Hoping it isn't too true, or just a minor offense. Enjoyed something different though. I had enough of cigarette smoking, it killed my loving husband Aug 17 07 and he is missed. This brought memories of him to me again. They never go away and he is still inspirit.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 6, 2008

"They want to put you in rehab, you say, no, no, no"...

For some odd reason, I don't believe the cop story?

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