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Mean Tall Woman
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A tribute to Rebecca Kostro...


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She seems neither to me

Shorter in stature I can see

To live with Pee wee

Oh how nice she has to be…J

 

The poor woman

Putting up with his idiosyncrasies

His love of animals sleeping in their bed

If it were me, long time past

I’d have shot him in the head…J

 

Also she is too pretty to waste

On someone like Pee wee & his lack of taste

I mean I recall when he used to eat paste

This poor woman is a saint,

He had to be the one that did of her chase…J

© ed J 5/19/08


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 Reviews of "Mean Tall Woman"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 26, 2008
Well that cuts me outa the loop...Mean, definately not tall..Oh boy u2 at it again..:)

Reviewed on May 22, 2008
SHE HAS TO BE A SAINT!

ALONG WITH YOUR 'BETTER HALF' -

AND, MOST OTHER VENUSIANS!

RIGHT, RUF?

Reviewed on May 20, 2008
I think Mean Tall Woman Warrior will forgive you your wit, Ed...just don't push your luck with Bro PeeWee Ed...he is, after all, Wilderness Man! (Rufuz...find a good hiding place :o)
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed on May 20, 2008
Ed,

Mean Tall Woman might do a wardance on your head! Oh, boy - you may be in trouble - run! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed on May 20, 2008
Do I detect a note of jealousy here, you should know when we are happily married, we're all animals in bed, what is the problem here, and as your elder brother said, watch out she's a Apache warrior woman, better hide your scalp, ha Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 20, 2008
Oh how I love your humor and poems. Great job...love Rufuz too, Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 20, 2008
If it were me, long time past

I’d have shot him in the head…



If I were still sleeping with you, Brother, like when we were kids, I would have shot myself in the head, long ago!!! Poor, Poor, Rufuz!



At least Mean Tall Woman Bathes!!! And I even bathe all those animals we sleep with, too.



Brother Pee Wee



PS: A little paste with eggs is very good, it keeps the teeth from falling out!




Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 20, 2008
Great write my friend, my sister in-law says the same thing about me that I must be a saint to put up with her brother...I told her I had put up with him for twenty eight years...I might as well keep him! Enjoyed!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 20, 2008
Talking about PeeWee that way will make you to be skinned by that sweet, kind, soft, forgiving, beautiful Mean Tall Warrior Woman, and the smoke coming out from you ain't be from mex-weed!

Edvard the Elder


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