Though Dreamer & I don’t each other spark,

He says he loves mommy as much as me,

Bet he can’t top this; on mommy’s bed I did pee,

And loves me still to this day does she…J

It’s a shame, he has bad knees,

Brought on by a shameless previous owner,

Then they sold him to mommy, he probably had disease,

You should ask mommy about the story of the steps,

And my little boner…J

Ya see, I have known my mommy longer than Dreamer,

Don’t tell her I told you, but with daddy she is a screamer,

Boy have I got all the dirt on this my family,

Better though I should keep it under my fur,

Or I may find myself out the door,

Or living with Dreamer in his stall, & that I don’t want to occur…J

© Rufuz J 06.09.2008