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Shot in the Ass...
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Not very funny, but what other category would it be...

Well just above Was it labor or love My legs been killin’ me I know this shot wasn’t free… Was I injected with a steroid Hope my pain has been destroyed Hope it lasts for a very long time Maybe now I can get back to being employed… Had not felt too good afterwards A lot of preparation went into the procedure Came home tired & a bit irritable I hope it works for awhile, or it all was for the birds… © ed J 6/18/08

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Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Shot in the Ass ... or a Shot n' a Beer? I'll pick the Latter!
Hope yer feelin' Better!

TK

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

I sure hope this shot relieves any pain you may be having, I pop my Tremiset and I am ready to go within the hour. Take care Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

You scared me, Bro. When I saw the title, I thought the old Jersey Devil was shot in the ass by some bear hunter in the Pine Barrens!

Be careful out there, and I hope that shot in the ass was just what you needed.

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Hope you are feeling better, soon!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Just a little needle stab? price yourself that it wasn't Rufuz the one being irritable and bite you in the ass.
But brother, I wish you that the pain takes a hike and you are ready to another round with your brothers.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

I too hope this works sir...Rufuz needs you.

Al

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 18, 2008

Ed,

Hope you feel much better!!!!! Have to give Karen a Vitamin B-12 shot every month. I'm Dr. Bendover. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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