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Lack of the Pipe
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Of late have given up the pipe Tired of listening to friends gripe Getting high is nothing but hype I have even chosen to take more showers Hating to chase people away by smelling extra ripe… Overboard though I did not go I did not overboard the pot throw Sometimes I really want just a little hit If I do, I won’t be able to get my pee back to clean & fit… So if I snub you or otherwise throw a fit Understand I have been off of late that sh** Not sure am I that the pipe does or does not give me wit I do know for sure that sometimes I miss being lit…J © ed J 6/24/08

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Reviews of "Lack of the Pipe"

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 9, 2008

Your older brother used to smoke dried tea when the cigarettes didn't reach the front in WWII, so, whats the beef lill'brother?

Georg

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 25, 2008

GOOD WRITE - RIPE TOO!

? TRIED PERKOSETS ?

TK

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 25, 2008

You are so funny Ed as I am sure you will pull through with the withdrawalls. take care and keep taking those showers lol.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on June 25, 2008

Good morning, Walt's got you back.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on June 25, 2008

Good job here Ed. will send you a message with an answer to those pesky randoms.

Walt

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 25, 2008

I have even chosen to take more showers

You have truly traveled far, on your Path to Enlightenment, Grasshopper. And best of luck on your wee pee tests.

Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

Hope your are not suffering too much with withdrawal and all. You need a high once in a while though to keep you going? I used to put up with hubby Tom's cigarette smoke all the time. Now I miss it and wish he was here to smoke, but smoking killed him anyway.

Reviewed by Pierre Ortega

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

They say it makes some people more creative, It didn't seem to enhance creativity for me, But what would I know, I didn't inhale! Funny write,

Take Care,
Pierre

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

This is genuinely funny and your sense of humour is infectious.
I love it!
John

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

yes, well, there goes your relaxation. Sorry you are suffering. But I did find humor in your writing. Liz

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

Ed,

Taking steps forward always good - you're in my prayers - although once in a while, wouldn't mind a bit, meself (helps me relax) -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on June 24, 2008

You are funny high or grounded Ed.
Susan

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