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Drinkin'...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thinkin’ bout drinkin’

Long time since I been stinkin’

Won’t be drivin’

Cause I don’t want nobody on me finkin’…

 

And the best thing is its legal

No tests to get me in trouble

Rufuz had himself a beer

And then he did eat a long eared beagle…

 

This really is though fiction

Just something to get a rise

If I were to really drink

The pain in my tummy

Would only serve to hasten my demise…J

© ed J 6/26/08


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Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 27, 2008
I like the sign to Ed, cute, real cute. Thanks for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 27, 2008
Love it.

Walt

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 27, 2008
good sign

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on June 27, 2008
hey bud- long time.

just remember - "all this and drunk too!"

i haven't had a drink in over 9 months - can you imagine me sober, but life is good.

steve patterson

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 27, 2008
DRINK, DON'T DRIVE! If this is Rufuz's Campaign Motto, he's got my vote for President for sure.

Just imagine if we all start walking everywhere we go, instead of driving everywhere, and we all start drinkin as we walk. WOW! We will be a much healthier and happier nation, and this will drive the oil companies completely MAD because we're no longer buying their expensive gas, and because the liquor companies now make more money than they do.

The price of gasoline will soon plummet, and they'll be begging us to drive again. Rufuz truly is a genius; and my mutts like beer, too, but he should really leave eating beagles out of his campaign; change that to Beer and Bagels, not Beer and Beagles.


Reviewed on June 26, 2008
Don't drink--never have, never will. I have no tolerance whatsoever for habitual drinkers, particularly those who drink and drive. They never seem to learn; this is why I wish people'd get hard on repeat drunk drivers like they have done to the smokers.

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Good write, though; I hope you were kidding about Rufuz drinking beer. Never let your canine friend drink beer; it could be like poison to their systems!! I just worry about you is all.....

Reviewed by Pierre Ortega
Reviewed on June 26, 2008
I drink and I can't drive, I would never drink and drive, drinking may be cheaper, but it doesn't get you across town and back.

Take Care,
Pierre

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 26, 2008
This really did give me a rise. I don't feel good either when I drink, so why drink. Other things to do, eat. Snack on chips, anything, cheese, crackers. Let the alcohol alone, it will get you in the end. You are a charge today, and so am I. I asked my friend Donna at Bingo if she was afrain of me my being manic depressive. I said what if I freaked out on her. She said I can handle people like you. That made me feel good. Sometimes I want to freak out too and do what not supposed to but think it over and hang in there. Just think things over tonight, really good.

Reviewed on June 26, 2008
Have enough trouble walking sober, don't need the drink to muck things up LOL Tell Rufuz long eared beagles get stuck in the intestines. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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