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The Campaign Trail...by Rufuz
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...RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT...

The campaign trail has been really rough I come home each day feeling kinda gruff Daddy & I have been through it hanging tough He tells me everyday that I have the right stuff… So today a mini-vacation we did take To Higbees Beach in Cape May near a lake The Delaware bay did of me summon We both had old bones that did really & truly ache… I played with some little kids Got all wet & drank the water Burped all the way home, no kid Now my batteries are recharged So back on the presidential trail am I To make a further for that office bid…J © Rufuz 07.01.2008

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 9, 2008

You got my vote...if you keep away from my leg!
By the way don't start lying like a politician, your name is Rufuz.

Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on July 3, 2008

You got my VOTE RUFFIE...RUFFIE FOR PRESIDENT!! YAAAAAY.

:) Can Duchess be your secretary of State, and Layla your Ambassadog?? LOL

Chezza n Dawgs

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 2, 2008

Well dear Rufuz, you still have my vote,and your dad has my prayers for the employment he's seeking! All the best to you both! love, ET

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 2, 2008

Glad to hear you got a break, Candidate Rufuz. Did your Dad forget how to spell your name on your campaign buttons??!! And have you found that land for me, so I can swing my vote back to you??!!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

Go Rufuz Go. You'd get my vote, when you are finished with him send him to us.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Pierre Ortega

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

I'll bet Rufuz can do a better job than some who've held the office.

Take Care, Pierre

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT!!!! You got my vote -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

You have a wicked and wonderful sense of humour, engaging and charming and always with a punch.
John

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

Good for you Rufuz, on the campaing trail to a nearby site. Know you enjoyed the ocean and the kids and all. Why did you not let me know, I might have met you there just to see who is the next President. You need a great following and I am one of them. Keep going strong, don't give up Rufuz, you will win surely.

Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

I'm voting for Rufuz for sure and this poem! With a dog in the White House, lets fill congress with CATS. Rufuz will keep 'em in line and keep there fur flying....

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