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A mop with four paws & a tail…by Rufuz
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If ya call that thing a tail It may stand straight but with no hair I know I am so much cuter And I know this without fail…J What does one do with that mop It ain’t even worth it to call a cop For the damage has already been done It looks like God created it just for fun…J Now wait a minute, don’t tell me it’s a dog, no way I don’t care what Uncle Pee wee did say It wouldn’t even be good enough for a fast lay It should be a mannequin in a store on display…J © Rufuz J 07.09.2008

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

chuckle

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

God created it just for fun, LOVE IT! Mannequin in a store, on display... I guess YOU would have it no other way!
We all something special to relay/display... :)
I feel like I see a puppet speaking.. YOU are too funny Ed and Rufuz!
How? Do you put the smiles on the ends of your lines Sweetie? Is it while in editing, or before - Do you copy and paste!? I love those sweet touches you both do!

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

My my, I guess this means that "it" will not be your running mate for the White House, right?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

Rufuz,

Do I detect just a hint of jealousy? LOL Still and all, an excellent write - well done. *I* prefer my doggies to look just like YOU!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

That does look more like a mop than a dog: a mop with four legs and a tail! LOL Anywho, that's better than the tiny, yappy powderpuff they call "Pomeranians" (although I personally love Pommers; wouldn't mind having one if I could! :) )! Delightful write, Rufuz; four paws up! WAY up!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *ARF*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

Wow - Candidate Rufuz, I hate to tell you, but it's statements like this that sink Presidential campaigns. You best make a retraction before you lose all the female voters. In fact, you may want to consider her for your Vice Presidency slot - she's gotta look much better than your Dad in a pantsuit!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

Now guys Ladies come in many shapes and sizes and their hairstyles are their own. Some of you say put a bag over their heads and they all look the same. Rufuz might think she attractive.lol Cute write you are so funny and seems to bring a smile to my face without force. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 11, 2008

Ruffie boy, that's not a dog, it's a broom covered with air so aristocratic skinny rich ladies can look more aristocratic.
I wonder if those ladies use them hairy brooms to fly.

Georg

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