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No Retractions...by Rufuz
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...PAID FOR & APPROVED BY THE RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT COMMITTEE...


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I speak as I speak

I say what I say

I do as I do

No retractions nor remorse

Is the only for me way…J

 

If someone does not like my verbiage

As I really do not speak with a mouth of garbage

Then that is one less vote for me

That I can make up with carrying one flea…J

 

We can’t please all of the people

All of the time, as some want to see

Me dangling from a steeple

While others do love & support me…J

© Rufuz J 07.11.2008


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 Reviews of "No Retractions...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 12, 2008
President Rufuz has a little ring with my vote. Thank you for sharing Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 12, 2008
Yeah Rufuz. Thanks for sharing this, Ed. Love to you and to the future president (Rufuz),

Regis

Reviewed on July 11, 2008
I'm signing UP!
Love this Sweet honest Inner flowww! Ed and Rufuz!
STay Positive!
Warm Hugs and more, Warrior Purple Lady Sheexooo
WRITE ON!

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
I agree with Karen...you got my vote too!!!! Great write!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed on July 11, 2008
Nice write Rufuz...made me laugh. And I hope you win the presidency.

Mary

Reviewed on July 11, 2008
You got my vote, dawg!! LOVE it!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
You are compaigning like the kind of person I would like to be President. Will vote for sure for you. Get your name on that ballot. Or should I just write it in. I do think I will when I go to vote.

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
I hereby vote for Rufuz to become President with this well-written poem!take care

Edwin

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
You have my vote, wait! I'm not registered to vote. Well, when I register, you can count on me.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
Presidential Candidate Rufuz, I am you oldest uncle, remember me? I will get you a barrel of votes (don't ask how) if you promise to pass a law making mandatory for your Daddy to take a bath every five years.
(make it two barrels)

Respectuously Yours
Edvard the Elder (your uncle, remember?)


Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
Well, I haven't shut down yet...so i'm having a little fun. Hi Ed, Rufuz and every one else.

Reviewed on July 11, 2008
Rufuz,

Stick to your guns. Er, fleas. Er ... LOL You've got my vote -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
I'm trying, but I still haven't received the deed for that free land you promised your Uncle Pee Wee. Candidate Katy has already upped the amount of acreage she's willing to provide.

(And please keep all of this on the Q.T., Candidate Rufuz. It's the American way.)


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