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The Principals of DOGma...By Rufuz
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Part One...(thanks to Auntie Eileen for opening my mind to this...Rufuz)


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…Dog is related,

   To God as He,

    Is related to Dog…

 

Found amongst dinosaurs,

Also at the great pyramids,

Inca, Toltec, Mayans,

As well around in early Europe…

 

All did respect & revere,

As did they as well fear,

Dogs did humanity steer,

From the time of A, E & D,

On this great big spinning sphere,

Dog has been loving and loyal,

Since the beginning of time, here…

 

Some may say this is blasphemous.

Against God a high order sin,

But every dog does know this,

As well know his place,

Licking on his humans shin,

We love our humans without chagrin,

As well cleaning food from his chin…

© Rufuz 08.04.2008

 

A, E, & D = Adam, Eve & Dog


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 Reviews of "The Principals of DOGma...By Rufuz"
Reviewed by Sophia Ann Montoya (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2008
Funny!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 5, 2008
Know one says it better than you Rufuz my dear, that's why you're my choice for president! Keep woofing!!!;-)
love,
auntie eileen

Reviewed on August 5, 2008
Like I penned in a haiku once:

dog is man's best friend
d-o-g, when spelled backwards, is G-o-d
what better tribute?

Indeed, you are the Dawg, Rufuz.

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed on August 5, 2008
You da DAWG, Rufuz!! BRAVO! Four paws up on this one!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Smoochies and huggs to my favorite canine! :D

Reviewed on August 5, 2008
Nothing, absolutely nothing about this dear Rufuz, is blasphemous, the most important things in life we learned from you, care, unconditional love etc, and you know what we are slow learners, many many humans though appreciate your kindness over the millenia, for taking us on, and trying to teach us, I had a little dog, the most beautiful and loving being, on this planet,or anywhere else, and I even took her name when she passed away, to honour her in my own way, her name is on every picture I paint, and every poem I write, for every word comes from her through my soul, so I hope this will show you that you are most appreciated in this world, for it would be a most sad one without you, bless Jersey for having you! Jasmin Horst, and by the way Jersey, this is the most beautiful poem you ever wrote!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 5, 2008
On this great big spinning sphere,
Dog has been loving and loyal,
Since the beginning of time, here…

GOD really knew what He was doing, when He created DOG.


Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Hey! what about becoming Presidend instead of those two legged dogs that couldn't find a tree to pee in a forest?

Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Rufuz rules...well done little friend.

Al

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 4, 2008
Rufuz, you beautiful dog you. This is great write and you will always be man's best friend. You have a good owner who does everything he can for you. And a great Aunt Eileen too. So happy to see you enjoying the snow in this photo. Love your photos, you are always so happy and content in them.


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