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HAM...
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Equine not a swine,

Horse not a ham,

For dinner I do dine,

Unlike a pig with which you brine…J

 

I am not being fattened up,

For Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner,

I do most certainly love carrots & apples,

Mom says of me I am her little winner…J

 

No that’s not a wiener,

A horse am I, my name Dreamer,

I love my people, mom the best,

You’d like me too; I have a very friendly demeanor …J

© ed J 8/17/08


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 Reviews of "HAM..."
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on August 19, 2008
Nice teeth!
R~

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 18, 2008
Say...that horse...can fly?

Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
Sounds like a real weeener lol
Fee

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
they like pears too.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
I bet Dreamer is a good friend to Rufuz, Thank you Ed for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
The other animal in Rufus' life?

Ron

Reviewed on August 17, 2008
Ed,

What a cute poem!

Mary

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
What a horsey poem. Good and funny though. Can toleraate some humor in my life right now.

Reviewed on August 17, 2008
Cute write, but what is that horse DOING??? LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

And here it was about HORSES; had my eyes/tastebuds ready for a slab of HAM!! LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 17, 2008
I am not being fattened up,
For Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner

Thank God for that! When Rufuz told me that the old Jersey Devil wanted to start eating wolves, I figured it would only be a matter of time before his devilish hungry eyes turned towards black bears, possums, pigeons, cats, and maybe even horses.


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