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Recycling Redneck Apparel...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Look closely at the picture, towards the middle of the person back...LOL


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Recycling I suppose,

Rednecks do with all sorts of clothing,

Ladies get hubbies undies,

While hubbies probably get ladies panty hose…J

 

 

So ladies keep this idea at hand,

As long as your hubbies undies,

Have not got track marks,

You will never be considered, with these, bland…J

© ed J 9/1/08


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 Reviews of "Recycling Redneck Apparel..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 3, 2008
Funny Bro. But you have to notice that the skid marks have been carefully deleted from the garment.....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on September 2, 2008
Here amongst the Rednecks there's no such thing as underwear in that good a condition. A fun write. Well done.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
Ha...Ha...ha...ha...ha and on and on................

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
Well you certainly started my morning off with a big smile...this was too funny, although if a redneck mother were breastfeeding she could wear them with the fly in front. lol

fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
Oh this is funny, never would have thought of it. Thanks for the things you put in my mind Ed. As if I don't have enough crazy ones of my own. You're something, ya know that. Put pants on Rufuz, I bet he never thought of it either. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
also popular for some in oklahoma

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
Hey!!! He, or is it she, stole my tighty wighteys an' dyed' em blue !!! Dagnabbit!! :)

Reviewed on August 31, 2008
At least it's air conditioned. LOL Would I do this? Nope. But with the cost of clothes nowadays, it's something to consider...bet this chickie made "Glamour" magazine's "Do's and Don't." Definately a "don't." LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on August 31, 2008
Ed,

Got a great laugh out of this one.

Mary


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