Dr. Bonnie operated on me without a license,

She took off me some pounds of fat,

Not am I anymore constructed of all flab,

She told me on the sly, I had eaten one too many cats…

The knife she did use was blunt & rusty,

Of my growth it did me stunt, as well it smelled musty,

My innards being quite altogether dusty,
She didn’t use any of her corn to put me under,

I hope she does have malpractice insurance,

For she most certainly did perform with blunder…

She cut out a section of my stomach,

I’ve not got enough room now to eat,

I got so pissed of at her that I kicked her,

No she has to perform on herself,

A buttectomy to remove from her my feet…

© ed ~ 9/24/08