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Dr. Bonnie is suffering from a very bad communicable disease…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The medico's have no idea as of yet how this disease is passed on between hosts...


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She does from this disease, suffer,

This time though, to suffer from it, does not make her tougher,

I think as well, I have caught it, though to her I’ve not been exposed,

Other than to read her wonderful works of written art,

Though I could be wrong, I “could” have of this disease, misdiagnosed…

 

All the symptoms were there,

A sleeping disease, can’t find it, it isn’t fair,

The locals have also developed symptoms,

Its thought to have originated in the population of bear,

Most who have contracted it, have quite quickly succumbed…

 

I am fighting it off, but I cannot keep my eyes open,

I have used with some success my knowledge of Zen,

And even though its been removed from the market,

The diet drug that had no success is useable…

 

So I do for all those that have contracted it, recommend.

Taking as much as you can get of Phen-phen,

If it doesn’t work I hope you will of my apologies accept,

I did not mean in any way to of you all offend…

© ed ~ 9/25/08


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie is suffering from a very bad communicable disease…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
well done

Reviewed on September 26, 2008
a pheny write

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
This IS cute!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
Its thought to have originated in the population of bear

Wow! You best stay out of those Pine Barrens, Bro, and don't you dare come visiting here, I don't want any of my pets to catch it.

Hey! Go on a trip to Sweden, to see Brother Edvard!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
Why tole you brother? don't go no shaking the witches!
An' no coming near us we don't want any!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
good read take care

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Well, hope you don't get what I have: Karenlaria (ten times worse than malaria; once you get it you might as well hang up the phone: it's fatal!) Best go start plannin' me funeral now....LOL

Funny write, Ed-itis; bravo!

(((HGUS))) and much love, your (sickie) friend, Karen Lynn. :P *cough, hack, wheeze, gassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssp*

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Nice, Ed, you gave her Ed-itis! Once it's in there, it's there. Forever. Not fatal, just ... humorous. LOL Could be worse, she could have Karlabetes! LOL Love you, Ed. *smoooooooooch*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Oh myyyyyyy..what will DR.Bonnie do?hmmmmmmmm....good night ED,sleep well I have a feeling you might need all the rest you can get...(Giggles)..cute real cute...Hugsssss

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
OH I see you still want to play my little friend. Your on, when I slipped you that mickey,that's probably when I made you sicky, but I've been fast asleepy so this illness also makes you creepy. But wait til you see what Dr. Bonnie will do, When Dr. Bonnie get's over this flu............................Becare my friend, be very careful...I won't hug you cause I am contagious so I'll simply say goodbye. OH <>>>>funny write by the way, tomorrow is your day. Your contender, Bonnie


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