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Targeting Dr. Bonnie...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Do you see that roundish thing,

On her body between her arm & breast,

Yes that’s it, right there on her side,

I don’t mean to be in anyway snide,

But to me it looks kinda like a target,

Aiming right there am I, you can bet…

 

I don’t want to of Dr. Bonnie hurt,

And I don’t want to be rude or curt,

But if she can’t keep up, then drop her skirt,

And run away and leave the medical business,

To those of us who I have to admit are perverts…

 

As to be a doctor in this day and age,

You don’t need to be old or a sage,

You just have to know when to turn a page,

And let those of us younger with less white hair,

Do the job, as we can with others better repair…

© ed [LOL] 9/28/08


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 Reviews of "Targeting Dr. Bonnie..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ed don't you dare to let our family down, get her! get her!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
funny little comeback to Bonnie. But Ed, you are adding gas to the FIRE!


Reviewed on September 29, 2008
HiLARioius, Ed; thanks for the giggles this morning! Y'all are too much! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOL

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Cute Ed you keep us smiling but better watch out for Dr. Bonnie may use you for a target. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
ED - IF'N SHE'S BONNIE - YOU MUST BE - CLYDE !

YEAH, THAT'S IT - SNIDE CLYDE!

TARGET MISSED - SHOT WAY TOO WIDE!

HANG YOUR HEAD ASIDE -

GLIDE AWAY - GO HIDE!

SHOOT NOT THE GOOD DOCTOR - T'WOULD BE HOMOCIDE -

WOULD I - YOU MIS-GUIDE?

ALAS & ALACK - I SURELY, SORELY - TRIED!

AVAST, MATEY - ABIDE!


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
You cannot do away with your Dr. Bonnie and My dr. Bonnie, She knows her stuff and heals people and everything. Watch out for Ed Bonnie, he might be dangerous.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Hillarious! You and Dr. Bonnie kill me.

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Ed,

The poems you and Bonnie have been writing are so hilarious! Love all of them!

Mary

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
LOL at your funny poem and Dr. Bonnie's response! Y'all are cute. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Very cute indeed, but wasn't a target it was a boomerang and anything that hits bounces back...So be careful my friend Ed, for it may bounce back and hit ya. Good write, gave me a challenge that's for sure. Love, Bonnie


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