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Dr. Bonnie is Hiding her Head…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Okay, I admit, I am sorry, Bonnie dear,

I made you, from my remark about your hair,

Bury your head in the dirt, from others you fear,

Don’t think, just because you have a bit of white,

That the patients you have will in the future stare…

 

You know they make “Just for Men,”

So to they must make it as well for women,

Covers up that snow on the roof,

Don’t think just cause I haven’t got much,

That about you I am being aloof…

 

I think though dear friend,

That its time you did retire,

Leaving us guys to of patients mend,

I am sure as a maid someone will of you hire,

Think of all the experience you’ve had with the kids,

Not to mention taking care of your hubby,

You must have fed him well, look how he has become oh so chubby…

© ed [LOL] 9/29/08


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie is Hiding her Head…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 30, 2008
Ain't can get it lil'brother, why you plyin' with fire siting on an open powder keg?

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Uh oH ED! You made the chubby remark.
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my heavens,you better run for the hills Ed....got a feeling Dr.Bonnie is goin come lookin for ya great writing LOL.....Hugssssssss

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ed,

Oh, she's gonna clobber you on this one! I love the game you two are playing, it's a riot!

Mary

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
You're gonna get in trouble, Ed, baiting Bonnie like that. You forget, she wields a scalpel...she might cut off your funny bone! LOL Love you, Ed. Know it's all in fun. Well done.

(((HUGS))) an dlove, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
OH, now I got dirt in my mouth from laughing...you're something else Ed. But ya got it coming tomorrow. So until then my dear patient. RETIRE?????????????? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your Adversary , Dr. Bonnie


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