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Lets play Doctor...
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So Bonnie thinks a doctor she does be, But to play at doctor one really must charge a fee, You show me yours & I will show you mine, Usually after a night of drinking too much wine… Many patients I have that love me true , No charge do I make, keeping them from feeling blue, Okay, so most of my patients reside in a zoo, They really appreciate more than humans, What of them I cure, oh yes they certainly do… No whiners do I in my office get, No mommies that for their offspring fret, No malpractice do I need to ever regret, To my patients I do not have to bitch, About stopping them from smoking a cigarette… © ed [LOL] 10/01/08

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Reviews of "Lets play Doctor..."

Reviewed by Linda Law

Reviewed on October 4, 2008

Okay...that does it... you are just like the rest of these doctors who charge an arm & a leg...those prices you posted are ridiculous...duh... maybe you should be treating those in the zoo...all they will give you is a banana or a peanut that someone threw them first... I don't know about you .... no wonder ya'll drove Dr. Bonnie insane... wow.... lindalaw

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on October 2, 2008

Startin with Bonnie again?

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 2, 2008

Now when we took care of that quacksalver you go and pull her out of that water bed? are you nuts? of course you are, so, here we go again...

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 2, 2008

Another good write and yea I think I would rather treat the real animals too.

Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 2, 2008

Wow, you better start chargin for your services, too. How you gonna pay those big fees she's chargin you below? And don't be askin your brothers for help payin, you told us you can fight your own battles! Good Luck!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on October 2, 2008

Oh Ed you keep us in stitches for sure. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 1, 2008

Funny write, Dr. Ed; well done! LOL

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 1, 2008

LOL, Ed, don't think I want to show you mine. Lost it under all the fat. Maybe you can find it? *hush, Karla* LOL NEVER MIND. Love you, my friend.

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on October 1, 2008

Very cute indeed my friend. Don't be to sure about the malpractice though, those zoo animals have good lawyers and they bite too. Oh, you reminded me your bill is attached.

Tummy tuck surgery $ 300,000

2 brain surguries $ 650.000

Heart Surgery $ 150.000

meds,brains,stitches $2450,000

You can put the check in the mail. Thank you for your payment

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