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NEWS FLASH: Doc Bonnie found to be a quack…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I swear,

In the news today it was,

I don’t recall where,

But it was really there,

Ol’ Doc Bonnie found to be a QUACK…

 

She was to relieve the lady above,

Of her quite large, monstrous boobs,

But instead they were enlargened more,

The lady said, “They grew & grew & grew some more…”

 

“I cannot feel any worse,”

“Every day I look in the mirror, I want to curse,”

“She, that doctor or so she does purport,”

“Has done me disgusting, has left me looking perverse…”

© ed [LOL] 10/02/08


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 Reviews of "NEWS FLASH: Doc Bonnie found to be a quack…"
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Holy crap Ed ... this is other-worldly.

The poor woman ... I wonder what would happen to them if she was pregnant. Gives a whole new meaning to being wrapped up in your love.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are rare dude ...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
As long as you two hit each other and don't involde the rest of the sweet brothers Ed and the hillbillies clan (rednecks included) you two can battle as you find it fit, but don't come over the fence or the &#!* will hit the fan!!!!!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Ed, you are one strange puppy!
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Rumor has it that the operation went more awry than that. The huge boobs stayed the same, but the patient shrunk to midget size. The chair she is sitting on is from a dollhouse. Terrible situation. The only thing saving her from falling down a mouse-hole is her superstructure :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh my god,wicked man you are LOL...Hugssssssss

Reviewed on October 2, 2008
*mouth dropped* I can't even begin to imagine how she walks or worse yet, bends over - forget jogging - OW

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Ed, you and Bonnie are something else. You both have put a smile on my face today.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Duh...I don't see a problem.
Fee

Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh, my Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!! LOLOLOL

Reviewed on October 2, 2008
You're a scream, and not very nice too, but neither is she. You make a great team!

Mary

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Hahaha!!!!! Bonnie's response gave me a good chuckle!!!!! Oh, but somebody should take this woman to the third world country to feed the hungry children!!!!! Well...that is...if what she's got is milk inside!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
OF COURSE SAID THE REPORTER, DON'T THEY ALL SAY ITS A LIE, ALL THOSE WHO HURT OR MAIM MAKE THEMSELVES TO LOOK LIKE THEY ARE SWEET LITTLE ANGELS WITH HALO'S ON THEIR HEADS...

WHEN IN REALITY, THIS DOCTOR DID PERVERT THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH IN THE WORST WAY...GAVE THIS WOMAN HIPPO BREASTS, IT IS A SHAME AND NOTHING CAN FURTHER BE DONE AS NO OTHER DOCTOR WILL WORK ON THIS LADY, DOC BONNIE WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS ATROCITY RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE LIKES OF................................(removed for the betterment of young society) ANYWAY, SHE WILL ROAST ONE DAY...

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh she lies, she lies I tell you...they were perfect, nothing wrong with them. She lied! Dr. Bonnie



Attacks are coming from everywhere, they're not true I tell you. She came in with A cups and brought these laundry bags she wanted inserted, she didn't tell me to take the clothes out first. How was I to know that???????????????


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