I don’t wanna kill em’,

I just wanna scare em’,

Let them live in the wood,

Where they do belong,

Their smell to themselves,

I wish keep they would…

We seem to have a great deal,

This year more than our share,

I can’t even put Rufuz outside,

That’s where they’re at,

Right out there…

I thought they were nocturnal,

I know their stink is eternal,

There must be a way to rid them,

I just can’t kill em’, its against Zen…

Maybe if I skip a bath,

For a few days or a week,

They would dislike my stink,

Enough to stay from us away,

Other than that I know not what to do,

I surely don’t want Rufuz or I,

To meet with their odiferous wrath…

© ed [LOL] 10/26/08