A party like no other,

Up in the north with our new brother,

He promises for us ladies from a brothel,

If I know Pee wee, he will invite our mother,

He is such a momma’s boy, no fun will we have,

So to Pee wee I do plead, leave mom at home,

But you can bring Mean Tall woman, your HOT other halve…J

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And Edvard, please, leave in Sweden the Coors,

We will want a real mans drink, maybe some aged Scotch,

Sent in directly from the Scotland moors,

I will bring some wacky weed, for those of us with class,

So Edvard and Pee-wee don’t be giving me no sass…J

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Yes, I do admit to taking a bath,

If I get any shots from the brudders, they will incur my wrath,

You all just better know, if we battle, stay out of my path,

For when brothers do fight, it can’t be done light,

They will finally learn of Jersey’s might…J

© ed J 10/30/08