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Fee’s Party is done for another year…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That dog is no longer there, he was the only thing edible that I could find...not even one cat in the neighborhood to munch on...


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Fee was arrested,

The party got out of hand,

Everybody contested,

When the cops took away the band…

 

Maybe we all went overboard,

When to the ceiling we hung his Harley,

At the party, believe me we were not bored,

Except for his Canadian dishes,

They all tasted to me like barley…

 

He didn’t import the right flies,

He tried to use moose flies to get by,

Okay, so I called the cops to report his lie,

Who knew they would arrest him,

Who knew from his poetry, that he was a Canadian mafia guy…

© ed ~ 11/1/08


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 Reviews of "Fee’s Party is done for another year…"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
You are very lucky that he was the only one arrested because we all traveled so far to attend the bash. Great time had by all. Thank you for sharing, prepare for the next party.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Well I am still happy that the party was such a happening event and one that will be remembered for a long time. Now if "you talking to me" about the flies, not my fault he got the moose dropping mixed up as dip and dipped our lovely Canuck Blue flies into that.
See ya'll at the Christmas Party

Fee

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
You gots that right Jersey, and he plays rough, best you take a coors bath so he won't find you, and you wake up with a horse head in your bed

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
You know Fee's gonna git you for that. LOL And what a mess you left behind! He's REALLY gonna git you for that. Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Oh my heavens.....I think I better go to work now...cute real cute dear man...Hugsssss

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
A very cute and funny write. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
And now, what the hell am I gonna tell Ma??!!

She was really hoping that Freaky Fee would put us up for awhile. And you had to get him arrested. Oh, Man...

And leave those cats alone, Bro!

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
I must admit that the dog does look mouth-waterin delicious. Now I know what I'll have for supper when I get home. I was going to munch the Pomeranian but he was nothing but hair. However, the neighbor has this cat; add some chili seasoning and, wah lah -- buffalo kitty :-)

But, like Edvard says, Tahiti is really nice this time of year.

Ted


Reviewed on November 1, 2008
You know your a** is grass, don't ya, Ed?? Fee's goin' to lower the boom on you! LOL Funny write; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Now you gonna and did it, get sweet Rose on her eighteenwheelers to greet us on the highway you moron! didn't you know the those Canadian cousin are bad asses like ours Appalachian rednecks?
I am taking PeeWee to Tahiti until all calms down.
Bye bye sucker!

Edvard the elder



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