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Moose Dog on the Loose...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This moose doesn’t look to happy,

Wondering who was its mammy & pappy,

Both apparently were quite with each other loose,

Whoever did see a doggy moose…?

 

Who was on top,

I don’t think I want to know,

If I were on the bottom I would scream stop,

Off of me the other I would throw…

 

How many of these creatures exist,

God probably tried but this time he missed,

If laughing at this site you find you pissed,

Don’t blame it on me, I just writes em’,

Sometimes I just can’t seem to resist…

© ed ;-) 11/7/08


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 Reviews of "Moose Dog on the Loose..."
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2008
Ditto Georg!
Your brother is one strange puppy
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
You have indeed shared a smile this morning Ed. If that is Rufuz then I know why he isn't smiling. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
Lil'brother, that mexican grass gonna sent you ballistic like a 4th of July firework!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
I do appreciate your sense of humor, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
I am laughing, and considering the pressure I'm under these days, that's a miracle. Good one, Ed! Eileen
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
I like the moose dog
Reviewed by Marcus_ Aurelius (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
I like this moose. I once saw a molusc mate with a sea-lion. I knew I shouldn't watch, but I was rooted to the spot. So was the molusc.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
HiLARious, flat out hilarity, Ed! LOL Thanks for the giggles today; very cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Love it but certainly does make for weird images.

fee
Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Ed,

Thanks for the laugh! That is one ugly animal.

Mary
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
That's the tiniest moose I've ever seen! That's the first MOOSE I've ever seen! FunnY: always heard they were bigger. Too clever, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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