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Beans, beans & more beans...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For dinner,

A winner,

Sumptuous,

Succulent,

Keeps me thinner…?

 

Tastes great,

Does my appetite sate,

Cured in real honey,

Cost little money…

 

Delicious going down,

Really, really good,

A bit more odiferous,

As their gas does exit,

Though the way out it should…

© ed ;-) 11/8/08


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Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2008
Beans may be all we can afford as groceries skyrocket. Very cute writing!
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Dee C.
Reviewed on November 10, 2008
Beans, beans & more beans...I know it well...I married a "beanaholic"!!!

Reviewed by Marcus_ Aurelius (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2008
Save those farts to light the campfire Ed. An emissary of Rome riding your way with orders to take up the post of centurian at Hadian's Wall, Britain.You just need to to kick the shit out of a few Celts, bang some heads every now and then, know what I mean? Plenty of fiery wenches for the old battering ram, the beers cheap, and Rufuz gets to wear tartan underwear.600 denaris each for every ginger head impaled on the ramparts. Deal?!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 9, 2008
Poor Rufus....
Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 9, 2008
And some people wonder why I ran away from home at so young an age.

PS: Did Rufuz get that gas mask I sent him?

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 9, 2008
You should camouflage them by using a trompet, at least people will think you are a musical not a stinking one!

Yah brother


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
Are you saying there's something good about Bush,or just the opposite;-)Whatever, it's a good poem...

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
Or beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you F---t, the more you F---t, the better you'll feel so eat some beans for every meal, accept if you eat what Rose cooks because I simmer mine with a little baking soda and it removes it from them. I know I have this way of taking the fun out as my hubby says. Thank you Ed for getting us on a roll.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on November 8, 2008
Bush going out with a stink! Blessing! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on November 8, 2008
You know what they say, Ed: beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. Ain't it the truth. LOL But filling! Except refried beans: them ain't passin' me lips.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on November 8, 2008
You know what they say...beans, beans, the musical fruit....hey old buddy, thanx for taking time to read that wild tripe I write!!!


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