Beans, beans & more beans...I know it well...I married a "beanaholic"!!!
Reviewed by Marcus_ Aurelius (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2008
Save those farts to light the campfire Ed. An emissary of Rome riding your way with orders to take up the post of centurian at Hadian's Wall, Britain.You just need to to kick the shit out of a few Celts, bang some heads every now and then, know what I mean? Plenty of fiery wenches for the old battering ram, the beers cheap, and Rufuz gets to wear tartan underwear.600 denaris each for every ginger head impaled on the ramparts. Deal?!
Or beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you F---t, the more you F---t, the better you'll feel so eat some beans for every meal, accept if you eat what Rose cooks because I simmer mine with a little baking soda and it removes it from them. I know I have this way of taking the fun out as my hubby says. Thank you Ed for getting us on a roll.
You know what they say, Ed: beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. Ain't it the truth. LOL But filling! Except refried beans: them ain't passin' me lips.
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PS: Did Rufuz get that gas mask I sent him?
Yah brother
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Eileen
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