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Girth as opposed to Length...
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Of the ladies I’ve met, Most say girth is the best bet, Length is okay, But yes, girth is to go the way… The picture is but only a rock, Hard as it can be, real not mock, No Viagra needed here, no shock… I know someone who would happily it ride, I really am not trying to be even the least bit snide, I hope with this one you can all of me abide, Fun I was trying for to explain girth being wide… © ed ;-) 12/3/08

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Interestin', that's all I can say! LOL

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Oh Ed see this smile on my face, it is going to be there for awhile. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on December 4, 2008

Mom is gonna get you hide for this one with a fresh mean birch one!

Edvard the Elder

PS: tell her it is PeeWee's, he loves nature, ain't?

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on December 3, 2008

JUst a simply put remembrance from yesterday and the reminder of what a state of nature can remind you of. It is surprising cool coming from you. Good thinking for today.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on December 3, 2008

LOL Not even sure I want to get into this one but it did make me smile. lol

fee

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on December 3, 2008

Remind me of my old days......
Long gone and forgotten
Peace brother

William

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 3, 2008

I reaaaaaallly hesitated on opening this ... oh, my word. I'm with Bonnie on this one: I see something like that, I'm running for the hills!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on December 3, 2008

Good things come in small packages...LOL Love and hugs, Bonnie

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