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Sheer Pleasure Known...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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NOT crying the blues, just playing them...


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Over a year now has passed,

Since I worked my job last,

Just think if I didn’t “allow”,

My firing from that well paying position,

I wouldn’t have found the sheer pleasure,

Of living without money or a good job,

Of spending my time at this computer,

Living a life of exhilarating leisure…

 

But fun I have experienced to a degree,

Though at times I know I would not agree,

Had more chances to go down to my sea,

To walk on the beach and in the ocean pee,

To realize as well how cramped it is,

That living in this old camper can be…

 

So if I do ever again complain,

You have my permission to strike me with a cane,

Sometime soon it may just occur,

Cause living here with only Ruffie,

Is driving me completely, without doubt,

                ...INSANE…

 

 

© ed (I think)~~12/14/08


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 Reviews of "Sheer Pleasure Known..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 16, 2008
Life can be a pain without that cane added to it...but nothing can beat that pee in the sea....lol....better than sex!!

Love Seasickstinker

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 15, 2008
Maybe time to get that inflatable doll you always wanted. LOL Sorry just kidding, I know you will reinvent yourself and find your best road ahead.

fee

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 15, 2008
You better watch how you talk about Ruffie, he may just evict you... just kidding.

Peace,
Dan

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 15, 2008
Yea, Rufuz is complaining too...Great and funny write Ed. You guys better stop fighting...Its supposed to be a peaceful time of year. Not for you two campers apparently. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 15, 2008
You're still peein in the ocean??!! I'm tellin Ma. You want her to smack you with a Candy Cane or her walkin cane??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 15, 2008
Back in Sausalito between Nam tours I thought I was going insane too living only with my shepherd dog Kaiser. The sound of the city (even that small one) didn't let me sleep, suddenly I was alone, without my buddies, in a jungle that wouldn't SHUT UP ! ! !

Georg


Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 14, 2008
b Better with Ruffie then alone
Peace Bro at least you have some one
to have a one way conversation with
No one to give back talk.......
But you need some one to warm your heart
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed on December 14, 2008
Are you talking about a small joint, or a small joynt ? ha .
Blessings! Jasmin Horst


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