Have you been naughty or nice,

Do you deserve gifts or black ice,

No longer if naughty do you get coal,

For you deserve nothing so ice melts,

And nothing you will have, hope it does suffice…

If the world is going down the tubes,

Then Santa is going to give out those black cubes,

It really is a great idea, for Santa’s stress level is really high,

He can’t in good conscience sit back anymore and sigh…

Santa really does love the children on earth,

But they have been less compassionate of late,

He tries like heck to be of them considerate,

But when they make fun of him & his girth,

That’s one thing he just can’t take,

As he is very sensitive about his weight…

© ed ~~ 12/16/08