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Deranged...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Must be somethin' in their eyes...


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I don’t know what it is,

Or where this thought came from,

But when I look at this picture,

It seems both these guys are deranged…

 

How can we have a Santa,

Four cents short of a nickel,

Or with his little choo-choo derailed,

Or having his trolley go round the bend…

 

Then there is our own Al Wilson with antlers,

Now I know the cheese has slid off of his crackers,

Sorry for all these high falutin’ medical terms,

But you know us medico wanna be’s,

We can’t resist to show our knowledge off to the world,

Of how much up to the 6th grade we does learn…

 

 

© ed ;-) 12/18/08


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Reviewed on December 19, 2008
ED - YOU MADE IT TO 6TH? ASTOUNDING!

'GUYS' ? THE SANTA ON LEFT LOOKS LIKE A GAL TO ME -

WOULDN'T BE AL'S BETTER 1/2 LEAH, WOULD IT ???

TK.

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
Every time I read just your name Ed Matlack...I just start laughing...sorry...nothing harmful meant here...just that you are so funny to me...your way with words...and ole Rufuz....he must have the life of Reilly.... oh well... as always...you remind me of deranged...so this was appropriate.... duh.... hugs and laughs back...lindalaw

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
Thanks for the laughs, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz.

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
I'm sorry, but both you 'derango's' look like you've been on a IV hooked up to Southern Comfort.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
You switched to Early Gray in your pipe or somtin'? Mom ain't be no pleased! (PeeWee will rat on you)

Edvard the Elder


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
Mr. Wilson knows of my "DERANGED" thoughts regards that picture, we talked last night on the phone, but he didn't know of the "medical" phrases I included herein, thanks all for stopping by...Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
Oh this is so funny but also so cute. I don't think Al will think so but he'll forgive you its Christmas time. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on December 18, 2008
Al is going to KILL you, Ed!! LOL You are soooo bad!!! LOL Funny write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still chucklin'*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
The cheese slid off his crackers? WOW.


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