Damn but I am tired of living in a freezer,

The floor is cold, my feet look like an old geezers,

Sure I can wear socks & slippers,

Though instead of feet, I’d rather have warm flippers…

Can’t in the cold here just lounge,

In my underoo’s without a t-shirt,

Instead of warm clothing I have to scrounge,

If I had more insulation & heat,

I could instead wear my cute little Christmas skirt…

So if you came to us visit,

You’d have to dress warm,

Cause as Rufuz does sit on the sofa,

And I sit in the only chair,

You would have to sit on the cold, cold floor,

Sorry, but the only place left is down there…

© ed ;-) 12/31/08