“Santa’s gone home though he put on a good show

Heard he time shares in Florida in a lovely condo”

A nudist is Santa on his vacation,

Keeps the kids away instead of in his vocation,

Loves the kids does he during the season,

You can well imagine then the reason,

For taking a break after all that frustration…

Cuts the lawn instead of shoveling snow,

This picture caught giving the neighbors a show,

In the warmth he doesn’t need any rum,

And he gets well tanned all over from friendly Mr. sun…

Mrs. Clause does as well get her tan,

As she lounges by the pool, for hot looking guys she does scan,

Old Santa doesn’t mind, you should see the girls who him surround,

For Santa does have a way with the girls,

A way that is of him very much renowned…

© ed ;-) 12/31/08